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The Archive
Or: Things We Wrote Down Because We Were Afraid We'd Forget Them, Which We Did Anyway
You are not supposed to be reading this. And yet here you are. We would tell you to stop, but frankly we went to a lot of trouble building this page and it would be a waste if nobody looked at it.
WARNING: This archive contains field notes of dubious veracity, dispatches from divisions that may not exist, and at least one recipe for soup that the author insists is "relevant to national security."
What follows — or rather, what will follow, once our archivists finish arguing organizing — is a collection of writings from across the POROQ LABS organization. Some are technical. Some are fictional. The boundary between these categories is, as always, a matter of opinion.
Editor's note: the author was asked to "keep it professional" and this is apparently what that looks like.
Dispatches — Forthcoming
001 — On the Feasibility of Cloud Busting in Arid Climates
pending
002 — A Brief History of Orgone (And Why Your Landlord Is Wrong About It)
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003 — TITLE REDACTED
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004 — Why Simulated Baseball Is More Real Than Real Baseball
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005 — The Insult as Art Form: A Shakespearean Perspective
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006 — CLASSIFIED
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Respectfully submitted,
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Chief Archivist, POROQ LABS
Longmont, CO
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